Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Speedo Dreams

Why do European guys wear Speedos? Here is what I found out:

They're comfortable
Wearing snug bathing attire ensures that private packaging stays put. You don't have to keep shifting your nuts every time the water hits you.

Better tan
Rather than tanning from the knees down when it comes to their legs, guys who sport Speedos prefer that overall tan that makes its way from their upper thighs down to their feet.

Shows security
Although some people would argue this point, you've got to admit that any guy who has the nerve to wear a Speedo in public has to be somewhat secure about his body. Yes, even if he's shaped like a circle.

Range of motion
Considering Speedos take the shape of the body, when swimming, men have better maneuverability than they would with bulky swimming trunks. It's true and you know it, that's why professional swimmers wear them.

And my reason for wanting to wear them? Go here! My man GWB has a pair now!



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